Germans

For eating soup, Germans are known for using spoons, Italians are known for using forks. Germans are known for their love of traveling, and millions travel abroad each year. Germans are known for enjoying their beer. Germans are known for their resourcefulness, for their sense of order in both their personal lives and their music, and for being direct, frank, and truthful about how they feel (superficial, small talk is rarely welcomed). Germans are known for their punctuality and for their long vacations, their sausage and beer. The Germans are known for being very diligent, hard-working people and for being very good managers. Germans are known for their industriousness, and tend to take their work very seriously. Germans are known for having festivals at the drop of a hat and celebrate many times over the year. Germans are known for their fine bookbinding skills, for their keen sense of logic and order and for their love of the outdoors and hiking. The Germans are known for their meticulous approach to engineering, for their efficiency and for very good craftsmanship. They are known for their concerns about how the rest of the world sees them. Germans are known for dry Rielsings. Germans are known for being better invaders and dictators than listeners. Germans are known for their beer making and drinking. Germans are known for their love of animals. The Germans are known for their love of potatoes, beer, and regimentation and routine. Germans are known for making realiable cars. Germans are known for their formality, and for both their stubburnness and frankness. Germans are known for their punctuality and efficiency. Germans are known for enjoying good food in large quantities. The Germans are known for their pursuit of excellence. The Germans are known for their engineering expertise. Germans are known for their love for accordions, lederhosen, and all things Hasselhoff. Germans are known for respecting their country’s physical, natural beauty. Germans are known for their love of the environment. The Germans are known for their sterile technique and clean hospitals. Germans are known for their cutting instruments. Germans are known for their very vibrant and, sometimes, horrific history. They are also known for their steadfastness and superior workmanship. Germans are known for there Wanderlust. The Germans are known for two things, driving tanks over piles of skulls, and bizarre sexual fetishes. Germans are known for hardcore porn. The Germans are known for their imposing personalities and their totalitarian regimes. Germans are known for loading their sausages with anything.

Inspired by The Prejudice Map. Via Google Blogoscoped.

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